by Thomas Bartlett | Sep 15, 2017 | #humour, #writing, arguing, blog |
The burnt orange sun of the vale is the kind of thing he was expected to write. Is a vale a small valley, or does this thing even matter anymore? Anymore is not what it used to be, being that we all expect everything night and day to be a blood orange sun hellscape....
by Thomas Bartlett | May 29, 2017 | #humour, arguing, blog, current affairs, Ireland, meloncholy, modernlife |
Internet Arguing v Real life arguing Picture it, hurtling through space, time and our pervasive atomic imaginations, we grind to a halt, progress stalled. I’m referererering to this strange phenomenon, this festering illogical pustule that is, internet arguing. A says...
by Thomas Bartlett | Oct 18, 2016 | #ABP, #humour |
Top 5 Worst Drinks 1. Latte a. This milky coffee has become the number one indicator that the person is a liberal elite Satan. You can use it as an insult. ‘Latte drinker’, BOOM! b. Despite the fact, that most people in Western society consume ten gallons...
by Thomas Bartlett | Oct 17, 2016 | #humour, food, France, restaurant, Uncategorised |
These are the Top 5 foods to help us know who to trust and not. Scones Never trust anyone who eats a scone, and triple that for anyone who eats two, so says the old saying. Baking Fact: The white flour sucks the goodness out of people, leaving only evil. In tests...
by Thomas Bartlett | Jun 23, 2016 | #humour, #writing, blog, Ireland |
The Greatest Story Never Told. The spelling of people’s names has been changed to protect their identities. I have heard a lot of great stories over the years, stories involving fights, infidelity, crime, lust; the usual stuff. But the greatest story never told has...
by Thomas Bartlett | Feb 25, 2016 | #ABP, #humour, #writing, Ireland, Politics, satire |
Fine Gael V Tories Overview: Fine Gael are phenomenally unlikeable, they are only holding onto power for one more election cycle at best. Meanwhile the country waits until it is decent to vote for the back-slapping, kidney punching, ruddy faced mafia;Fianna Fail,...