These are the Top 5 foods to help us know who to trust and not.
- Scones
- Never trust anyone who eats a scone, and triple that for anyone who eats two, so says the old saying.
- Baking Fact: The white flour sucks the goodness out of people, leaving only evil.
- In tests scones have been proven to be the primary reason people turn more right wing as they get older.
- Liver
- No explanation necessary. Look at it!
- Favourite food of people who enjoyed their childhood poverty.
- Andouillette
- Digestive tract as a sausage, yeah!
- Ordered by secretly unhappy French people who talk about déclinisme a lot.
- The reason mustard was invented.
- Well Done Steak
- Ordered by evil people who prefer the texture of leather to meat.
- CIA handbook indicator of a double agent.
- Pro tip: Great way to know if someone is boring.
- Cupcakes
- They are not even remotely nice.
- Taste similar to cloth.
- Children can make them.
- Responsible for Pinterest and low productivity.
