by Thomas Bartlett | Sep 15, 2017 | #humour, #writing, arguing, blog |
The burnt orange sun of the vale is the kind of thing he was expected to write. Is a vale a small valley, or does this thing even matter anymore? Anymore is not what it used to be, being that we all expect everything night and day to be a blood orange sun hellscape....
by Thomas Bartlett | Nov 2, 2016 | #writing, current affairs, Drinking, Ireland, satire, war, writing |
Top 5 Worst Codes Ever Morse – …. . / -. .- –.. .. … / .- .-. . / -.-. — — .. -. –. –..– / . … -.-. .- .–. . Literally useless, who has the time? By the time you have figured out “The Nazis...
by Thomas Bartlett | Jun 23, 2016 | #humour, #writing, blog, Ireland |
The Greatest Story Never Told. The spelling of people’s names has been changed to protect their identities. I have heard a lot of great stories over the years, stories involving fights, infidelity, crime, lust; the usual stuff. But the greatest story never told has...
by Thomas Bartlett | May 25, 2016 | #ABP, #writing, ABP, blog, childhood memories, Drinking, France, Ireland, Italy, meloncholy, writing |
I saw him the other day in Galway, the dangerous guy in every bar. His knuckles are the old bone keys for the crypts, a small man with furtive laser eyes, sunk in with malicious disappointments at things happening that he expected, he expects the worse, lives inside...
by Thomas Bartlett | May 18, 2016 | #ABP, #writing, current affairs, horror, news, Politics, tragedy |
The Lovely Lone Gunman Theory. Secrecy Kills Jimmy Saville. Brendan Smyth. Lee Harvey Oswald. Marc Dutroux. Secrecy 101: Sully. Isolate. No lesson to learn. A once off. move on. The cosy cloak of secrecy. There is a great moment in Bill Hicks’ repertoire when he...
by Thomas Bartlett | Feb 25, 2016 | #ABP, #humour, #writing, Ireland, Politics, satire |
Fine Gael V Tories Overview: Fine Gael are phenomenally unlikeable, they are only holding onto power for one more election cycle at best. Meanwhile the country waits until it is decent to vote for the back-slapping, kidney punching, ruddy faced mafia;Fianna Fail,...
